Well it did find me and my beer is so cold I'm actually letting it warm up!
Yep. You can take solace in that iit's so cold where I am right now, beer was a stupid choice. But the same firewood warming me up right now has been making the shower water hot af for the last two hours. I'll scold myself with first degree burns and pretend I like it, just in spite...
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Dear Salt,
I hope this message doesn't find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.
Cold regards, Prime
Well it did find me and my beer is so cold I'm actually letting it warm up!
Yep. You can take solace in that iit's so cold where I am right now, beer was a stupid choice. But the same firewood warming me up right now has been making the shower water hot af for the last two hours. I'll scold myself with first degree burns and pretend I like it, just in spite...
...okay, you win.
What if the word "warm" had more than one meaning, and wasn't always referring to the temperature?
And this is why you don't get invited into other people's showers.
That'd be funny.