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lemmy.world

Is this true? It sounds pretty unpleasant to do

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Not in large volumes, but yes. The keto(genic) diet centers around using fat as a primary energy source. I do it as I have a chronic illness and having higher blood ketone concentrations helps immensely with my symptoms. If I have a high protein, lower fat meal (like sashimi), my ketone levels will drop, so I'll supplement with a tablespoon or two of medium-chain triglyceride oil to keep them level. It's practically tasteless.

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an actual keto diet is basically only done out of genuine medical need, because yes it's not tremendously fun. I've read about kids who do it to avoid seizures and they have to chug whipped cream and stuff.

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Spoonful of coconut oil isn't that bad. If you don't like that, you can always make it sliiightly more like actual food by making some kind of fat bomb.

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rockSlayerreply
lemmy.world

They never specified what type of oil. Drink some cold coconut oil and get back to me /s

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I fail to see how eating cold solid coconut oil would be significantly harder than drinking warm liquid coconut oil.

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You have bested me, my smartassery is no match for your pedantry. I know when I'm beaten

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lemmy.ca

I'm sure there are many foods for which eating select raw ingredients on their own would be unappealing.

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lemmy.world

Actually this is wrong. Oils (such as olive) typically contain 40 calories per tspn, comprised mainly of fats. Semen typically contains only 5-25 calories per tspn, and has a much more diverse macro and micronutrient profile

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OrnateLunareply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

So what you are saying is that I only need to drink 800ml of semen to have enough calories for the day?

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9bananasreply
lemmy.world

"only"

that's a lot of milking to do...not sure you'll have time for anything else

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Cordycepsreply
sopuli.xyz

Did you account for multi parti sessions? I believe if you could comprise a crew of rotating pent up young fellers you would get there in no time.

Okay I checked, and based on ml per ejaculation, we would be talking from 160 to 534 releases to get there, so yeah the time intensiveness would be a problem

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Y'all are forgetting that I personally don't need to get them off, I'm sure people would even pay me to drink their cum

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KaRunChiyreply
fedia.io

Still cannot believe he survives off of olive oil and multivitamins

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mkwtreply
lemmy.world

Tablespoon of olive oil straight up is an actual complete breakfast around various parts of the Mediterranean.

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Yeah, he changed a lot recently. Keeps swinging between being bald and blond. Bond.

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lemmy.world

The pizza is way worse, because it's about half saturated fat. The most common cooking oils (canola, soybean, olive) are mostly unsaturated fat.

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Yeah but like the net benefit is I don't want to give up my spot on this suffocating existence for a few minutes.

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Well looky looky, guess who just ate "6 spoons of warm oil"? Honestly it was probably more because it was a pizza hut pan pizza.

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