fuck_cars·Fuck Carsbyconst_void If you don't drive a truck you're a wimpy loser and girls won't want to fuck youView original on lemmy.ml70Comments20Reply
ℕℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 midwest.social2Hide 2 repliesBut if you ride a bike every day you'll have an amiz ass and they will. That's science.29Reply
bbumblebrainbee replylemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyCan confirm. My husband rides his bike all the time. That ass is why I married him. And he's nice to me lol19Reply
Tigbitties replykbin.socialYup. Been taking the bike to work for the past 5 years and my wife has been complimenting me on my ass more frequently. I even got a little squeeze the other day.8Reply
BBlameThePeacock lemmy.caNothing says virility like a minivan. The proof is screaming in the back.28Reply
RRamin Honary lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyI don't think I've ever seen an ad more obviously targeting the "men with tiny penises no self-respect" demographic.22Reply
ReallyZen lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyWrong. Drive a Miata and you get to fuck girls and boys, clearly a far superior car here. According to their metrics anyway.15Reply
fearout kbin.socialWeren’t these “real people, not actors” actually actors? I remember reading about these ads catching a lot of flak for that some time ago.15Reply
Izzy lemmy.worldNow have a third picture with a million dollar supercar behind the guy. I can't wait for this guy to make a video for this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTfS0nAgfuE4Reply
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But if you ride a bike every day you'll have an amiz ass and they will.
That's science.
Can confirm. My husband rides his bike all the time. That ass is why I married him. And he's nice to me lol
Yup. Been taking the bike to work for the past 5 years and my wife has been complimenting me on my ass more frequently. I even got a little squeeze the other day.
Nothing says virility like a minivan. The proof is screaming in the back.
I don't think I've ever seen an ad more obviously targeting the "men with
tiny penisesno self-respect" demographic.men like that drive F250s and 350s, not Colorados
Wrong. Drive a Miata and you get to fuck girls and boys, clearly a far superior car here.
According to their metrics anyway.
Miata is always the answer
Weren’t these “real people, not actors” actually actors? I remember reading about these ads catching a lot of flak for that some time ago.
It's... it's satire, right?
Just a dumb commercial targeting fragile men to buy trucks again
Please tell me that this is staged satire...
Just another dumb commercial to market another fucking truck to men.
I drive a hatchback.
I'm clearly bi.
I just call it easy filtering.
Now have a third picture with a million dollar supercar behind the guy. I can't wait for this guy to make a video for this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTfS0nAgfuE
Totally not cringing myself into the ground right now.