Spyke
sh.itjust.works

Sorry about that, I found it somewhere else without credit and completely forgot the art style was from XKCD.

I'll add it to the post.

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Just reverse image search. Good god people need their hands held for everything.

(/s BTW)

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lemmy.world

Alt text: I wonder how hard it would be to ride an electric scooter in a hamster ball.

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What if these 50 people are clowns and all they have is one Fiat Uno?

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lemmy.world

Technically he only specified how many people. Some of those hamster balls are multi passenger

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Oryginreply
sh.itjust.works

Wait, someone edited this just to remove some hamster balls ? Weird

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sopuli.xyz

The lower half is obviously nonsense. The future belongs to the 50 people tandem

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Fermionreply
feddit.nl

The hamster balls also win for style points but that's arguably walking with extra steps.

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TexasDrunkreply
lemmy.world

Fewer steps if you get going fast enough and just ride tumbling ass over tea kettle.

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Fermionreply
feddit.nl

The inner diameter is less than the outer diameter which makes for a small overdrive gearing ratio, translating to fewer steps even under normal operation.

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That sounds way less fun. You go ahead and calculate how many fewer steps like a nerd and I'll tumble around in one like a cool person.

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For space efficiency, yes. Bikes are actually better than walking for CO2 output. Your food has a CO2 cost, and bikes are really damn efficient at turning your food calories into forward momentum. Ebikes are even better on a per mile basis, but their higher manufacturing cost mean they never catch up to lifetime CO2 output of a regular bike. Still, whatever gets more people on bikes is a win in my book, ebike or otherwise.

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explodiclereply
sh.itjust.works

They've probably just never seen a tandem 50 in a major city, it sounds made up.

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You must guard the goats from the wolves, and the cabbages from the goats. You may leave the cabbages with the wolves unattended.

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feddit.nl

Why are there only 39 hamster balls? Are some people sharing?

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Yes, it's the new scheme work put in for reducing hamster ball costs, ballsharing. I mean, most people run in hamster balls with more space than needed, no? Although it would more efficient if there was a bus route to carry all 50 people ngl.

edit 50 not 51

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How fast can it stop? I wouldn't want to first heading against a crossing or wall with 49 people pushing the pedals behind me.

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Zwiebelreply
feddit.org

Chatgpt says

Professional Cyclists: Elite professional cyclists can produce power outputs of 300 to 400 watts during races, with peak efforts exceeding 1,000 watts for short bursts (like sprinting).

Time Trials and Climbs: During time trials or climbs, trained cyclists can maintain higher power outputs for extended periods, often around 350 to 450 watts for well-trained athletes.

But then it tells me 40km/h assuming 400W which is obviously wrong. I guess you'd have to model that "tandem" in CAD and simulate the airflow to get accurate drag numbers

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ddplfreply
szmer.info

If I wanted to ask ChatGPT, I would ask ChatGPT myself. You're useless.

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lemmy.world

Realistically, the 50 people riding a bus scenario will become 50 people riding a bus with rest of the road space occupied by 16-wheelers or other large transportation trucks

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