Spyke

Yeah, I actually had a nice Monday for once. After seeing this, it suddenly got worse again. Much worse. Thank you for that.

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Intense Vietnam flashback

Former early to late 00's 4Chan B-Tard here, I feel this.

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kbin.social

Remember kids, never use anything made out of glass as dildos, they might break inside of you.

If you really neet to improvise, then look for smaller PET bottles, they're even non-porous.

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Hey, glass dildos and plugs are a thing! However they're purposely made out of a tougher glass like borosilicate glass.

Also please do not put bottles into your body. They can still collapse and hurt you.

Since were on this topic remember kids. Use toys with a flared base. Remember; without a base, its gone without a trace.

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lemmy.world

Is it implied the person is going to stick the jar up their ass or that they are going to piss/poop in the jar? I need answers.

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lemmy.world

The meme refers to a video called "One guy one jar". The glass jar breaks. In his ass. There is blood and he removes big shards of glass out of his ass. 2/10 do not recommend

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I guarantee you it's nowhere near as traumatizing as watching the BME Pain Olympics. That's old school gore porn that I'll never be able to erase from my memory

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lemmy.world

Don’t forget the years-later interview with the guy. Claimed his family was in the house at the time, so he couldn’t yell. Also, it healed up like 2 weeks somehow?!

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That was honestly the part that really fucked with me, moreso than the video itself.

Dude has guests / family over and just casually excuses himself so he could go and shove an entire jar up his ass.

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You reached the end

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