Pdadjokes·Dad JokesbyPopcornPrincess Where do otters keep their money?In the riverbank.View original on lemmy.world151Comments10
CChadus_Maximus lemm.eeWhy do they hold onto each other whilst sleeping? Because they don't want to lose their significant otters.5
lloopgru kbin.socialUnless they're the oceangoing variety, in which case they just hide it under their sea beds.3
𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆 lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIt's true. You never see one with much extra dough. Must work out; accounting for their profile. I wish I could beach it on the bank after racking up the clams2
is that how they avoid loansharks?
I can’t tell you. It’s a sea-cret!
what, is there a codfishdentiality clause now?
But it's the cashflow that keeps them afloat.
And that’s why they have good money flow
Why do they hold onto each other whilst sleeping?
Because they don't want to lose their significant otters.
Under my mattress, duh
Unless they're the oceangoing variety, in which case they just hide it under their sea beds.
It's true. You never see one with much extra dough. Must work out; accounting for their profile. I wish I could beach it on the bank after racking up the clams
It’s seems like they have good fin-ancial advisors.