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Such great acting, if I didn't know any better I'd say that there are no thoughts behind those eyes

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FuglyDuckreply
lemmy.world

“Aren’t you supposed to be the one telling me what to do?!?”- cat

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Hah, as if a cat has any notion that it's not exactly where it was ordained to be: atop all social, economic, and religious structures.

Nobody tells cats what to do.

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lemmy.ca

Larry is still around, but this new cat might be in training for the role

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/larry-the-cat-downing-street-death-b2602158.html

Downing Street officials are preparing a “media plan” to announce the eventual passing of Larry the cat.

Larry has become a widely loved fixture of Downing Street and is often seen outside the door to Number 10 during major political events and news broadcasts.

The 17-year-old ‘chief mouser’ is thought to be in his final years, having already outlived the average lifespan for a tabby cat.

While one source said that, at present, Larry is “doing OK”, another said: “We felt it had to be handled so sensitively.”

An extra fun fact:

The cat, who was adopted from Battersea Cats Home, was first brought into Downing Street by David Cameron as a pet for his children and has since outlasted five prime ministers.

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Weren’t like three of them the same week?

Edit: pretty sure the kitten has already lasted longer than Lettuce Lady,

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He planted the seeds of disaster then ran for the hills.

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Outlast 5 prime ministers isn't really an accomplishment as the cat has been living there for 17 years, but thinking about it more makes me realise it should be at most 3 prime ministers in normal time, and one even lose to a lettuce.

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lemm.ee

Larry isn't a young cat. Steps need to be taken to ensure continuity of government.

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They better give him a funeral as big as lizzy else us ex-colonial gonna invade them back >:(

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Finally, a leader than can actually stands behind actual Labour policy.

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