sperm count decrease headlines

dick size increase headlines

I see this as an absolute win

Way to rub it in.

What if only guys with big dicks were willing to do the study in modern times?

TLDR: 3cm in 3 decades. An insane amount.

Survival of the hungest?

It's a growing problem.

That's surely just nutrition, we've got taller as well.

Huh. Not where I thought that was going. 😁

This headline really sent me into a panic!

I woke up Thursday to enlarged man parts. It was like someone slipped two lemons and a grapefruit into my pants overnight. Long story short doctor says it's an allergic reaction to something, I had to let the fluids drain back out, this accomplished by lying on my back for two days with it wrapped up in an Ace bandage pointed at the ceiling.

After seeing the headline I thought for sure it was happening globally pun intended

I confirm that mine has not increased in size over the last 30 years. Maybe I’m in the control group?

I dunno, looks the same to me

I was ahead of the curve

It’s cool being big I guess, but just sort of pointless having nobody to appreciate it with.

Good for them. 🍷

:( from everyone over 30.

increased significantly

Sounds good to me

inb4 it's just due to higher blood pressure due to stress

I knew penis inspection day was legit.

Haha, looking at you slightly above average guys. Welcome to the club.