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lemmy.world

They forgot your mom's stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.

/s

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Well, you don't eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.

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lemmy.world

They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Curious

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My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).

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lololareply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.

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You don't know untill you try. For me, maybe consuming 400 existential dread doses a day doesn't register.

(/s maybe, this is a tongue in cheek post... )

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Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.

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lemmy.world

Part of what’s made it difficult for me to turn vegetarian is I never feel full after a well-made salad. Even things like grain bowls feel a bit lacking sometimes.

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High fiber salads should decrease gastric emptying speed. Grain doesn't have a lot of fiber or protein to break down so it shouldn't spend much time in your stomach in the first place. Amylases are generally doing their work in your saliva and small intestine.

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“Do you want to get a bite to eat?”

“No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”

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I haven't eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror

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EvilBitreply
lemmy.world

You’re misreading the diagram. It’s showing the volume taken by the food. So assuming a similar density, owls being lower caloric value per gram means the owls would take a greater volume, which the diagram shows.

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FiveMacsreply
lemmy.ca

Lemmy sucks sometimes because I deleted my comment within less then a minute after I realized

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