I live with some ducks. They're pretty great. They give me eggs now, and poop. So. Much. Poop.

I miss fucks with ducks from reddit. At least we have Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart!

But you stop twice as fast for Dix.

What about Geeses?

A+ Slogan for DuckDuckGo

Much respect. I'd have a bumper sticker on the other side that says "I stop for turtles" too.

Yay, duck safety