oaboringdystopia·A Boring Dystopiabyooli 'Doomsday' glacier set to melt faster and swell seas as world heats up, say scientistshttps://phys.org/news/2024-09-doomsday-glacier-faster-seas-world.htmlOpen linkView original on lemmy.world184Comments7
LLost_My_Mind lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesBrb guys. Gonna go to 7-11, buy 5 bags of ice, and throw the ice in the ocean. That should do it, right?24
CCaptainvaqina replysh.itjust.worksYep that'll work as long as you leave them in the plastic bag. And by work, I mean kill us with microplastic poisoning before the planet dies.6
SStety lemmy.worldOh sweet! I have been reading the mars trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson and now I get to see the perspective from earth of all the glaciers melting and the sea level rising massively!10
Brb guys. Gonna go to 7-11, buy 5 bags of ice, and throw the ice in the ocean. That should do it, right?
Bigger like this
ONCE AND FOR ALL
Yes, that will help accelerate global warming.
Yep that'll work as long as you leave them in the plastic bag.
And by work, I mean kill us with microplastic poisoning before the planet dies.
Oh sweet! I have been reading the mars trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson and now I get to see the perspective from earth of all the glaciers melting and the sea level rising massively!
We’re cooked Boys.