What is "English" though? The English language is mish-mash or Norse, French, Latin, Greek, Danish, Spanish, and their old versions. It's why it's so difficult to get pronunciation right.
Look at the etymology of the majority of English words and it'll be "middle english from anglo-french" or "old english from ancient greek" or something.
Some languages have diverged very little from their origins like Icelandic which allows reading 12th century texts without much difficulty, while others are barely distinguishable from their origins due to loans words, forced changes due to e.g royalty, invasion, and so on.
I'm sure a linguist could dive way more into depth, but "not English words" is the equivalent of "not a true Scotsman".
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
--James D. Nicoll
"Apparently, George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) was fond of pointing out the absurdities of English spelling by proving that "fish" could be spelled "ghoti", That is, gh as in rough, o as in women and ti as in palatial"
One of Pablo Escobar’s lieutenants was nicknamed Popeye. When i first heard it pronounced in spanish I was so confused. To make it even funnier, here in Medellin y’s are pronounced like j’s so here his name is Poh-pay-jay.
Find a friend who is bilingual in the opposite languages as you. So for me a Spanish native that speaks English. Then you can correct each other’s fuck ups on pronunciation. That’s what me and my buddies do. It helps a lot for words you’ve only ever seen written.
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So many of those are not even English words lol
Yeah of course people are gonna mispronounce surprise French and ancient Greek words
No no I'm pronouncing the french words correctly, it's the Brits who are wrong
I only recognize proto-indo-european pronunciations.
c/nottheonion
What is "English" though? The English language is mish-mash or Norse, French, Latin, Greek, Danish, Spanish, and their old versions. It's why it's so difficult to get pronunciation right.
Look at the etymology of the majority of English words and it'll be "middle english from anglo-french" or "old english from ancient greek" or something.
Some languages have diverged very little from their origins like Icelandic which allows reading 12th century texts without much difficulty, while others are barely distinguishable from their origins due to loans words, forced changes due to e.g royalty, invasion, and so on.
I'm sure a linguist could dive way more into depth, but "not English words" is the equivalent of "not a true Scotsman".
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." --James D. Nicoll
My favorite part of this is the list of mishmash you use doesn’t reference German, as English structure is Germanic.
Indeed. It does cement my point further of just what a jumble of languages English is.
"Apparently, George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) was fond of pointing out the absurdities of English spelling by proving that "fish" could be spelled "ghoti", That is, gh as in rough, o as in women and ti as in palatial"
Vsauce had a video about this! (CW: YouTube shorts, don't scroll down...)
The only time Sean throws me off is when it's in front of Bean.
Shawn Bawn, or Seen Bean? 🤔
Sean Bean obviously
I still think about how my Cuban former coworker pronounced Popeye the Sailor as poh-pee-yay
One of Pablo Escobar’s lieutenants was nicknamed Popeye. When i first heard it pronounced in spanish I was so confused. To make it even funnier, here in Medellin y’s are pronounced like j’s so here his name is Poh-pay-jay.
Squirrel is a fun one depending upon the speaker's original language.
Impossible for me (Danish, more specifically eastern Jutland) to pronounce even halfway correctly, but I love how it apparently rhymes with "world" in a Scottish accent 😁❤️
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What a waste of life!
-Michael McIntyre
Find a friend who is bilingual in the opposite languages as you. So for me a Spanish native that speaks English. Then you can correct each other’s fuck ups on pronunciation. That’s what me and my buddies do. It helps a lot for words you’ve only ever seen written.
"us ESL folks" as if there's only two language families on earth 🙄🙄
There are only 2.
Imperial and barbarous.
I think you'll find that there's two kinds of units:
SI and absolute nonsense based on the ravings of long dead lunatics