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Dr. Weskerreply
lemmy.sdf.org

You don't fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.

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slrpnk.net

Apart from the pillow's involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?

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If it'll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything

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lemmy.world

You do understand that greentext guy is actually white and the people he's living with are his family, right? That's the whole joke here.

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lemmy.world

I was talking about myself. Telling someone else they didn't understand the joke while failing to understand theirs myself

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Revan343reply
lemmy.ca

/b/ is all of the worst and best of the internet. I once found pictures of a hand-made children's storybook titled 'Pluto: A Dwarf Planet' that was absolutely adorable.

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There are some reality talented people there. I think SCP started there and I think The Things was originally posted there.

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sh.itjust.works

It's about wanking, I believe. "Turning Japanese" is a euphemism for your O-face.

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According to songwriter David Fenton, "Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn't expect." Fenton intended the song to be a love song, with the character of the song "pining over a photograph of his ex-girlfriend" in his bedroom, drawing from Fenton's own experience of being rejected.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turning_Japanese#:~:text=According%20to%20songwriter%20David%20Fenton,not%20%22really%20mean%20much%22.

The previous commenter was clearly channeling Tipper Gore. No reason for you to feel silly.

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lemmy.world

According to songwriter David Fenton, "Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn't expect." Fenton intended the song to be a love song, with the character of the song "pining over a photograph of his ex-girlfriend" in his bedroom, drawing from Fenton's own experience of being rejected.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turning_Japanese#:~:text=According%20to%20songwriter%20David%20Fenton,not%20%22really%20mean%20much%22.

I would hope that might persuade you to stop being a modern version of Tipper Gore.

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lemmy.world

First of all, only 44 years ago.

Secondly the song is called "Pumped Up Kicks." It's by the band, "The People."

Thirdly, you forgot to take your fish oil supplement to help your memory. Here's a supplier.

https://www.nordic.com/products/algae-omega/?variant=39472182919352

Edit: I didn't downvote you, as you can clearly see in the modlog.

Edit 2: Did you miss the Tipper Gore reference? I remember watching Dee Snyder absolutely shred Tipper Gore on national television news, which Eminem decided to reference around the time I was 18 to 20.

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lemmy.world

According to songwriter David Fenton, "Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn't expect." Fenton intended the song to be a love song, with the character of the song "pining over a photograph of his ex-girlfriend" in his bedroom, drawing from Fenton's own experience of being rejected.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turning_Japanese#:~:text=According%20to%20songwriter%20David%20Fenton,not%20%22really%20mean%20much%22.

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It doesn't really have to? Whatever caused the inspiration for anything artistic can be extremely mundane. Absurdism isn't exactly a new concept, especially to artists. Much like dark humor, not everyone will get the artist's message, or their inspiration.

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