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Track_Shovelreply
slrpnk.net

If my SOs tits fell off, they most certainly would take a piece of my heart with them

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lemmylommyreply
lemmy.world

Thatโ€™s not very typical, Iโ€™d like to make that point.

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radicalautonomyreply
lemmy.world

Well bodies are supposed to be made such that the tits don't fall off at all, so I just want to point out that this is not normal.

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I suspect they're just posting about something they made while using it as an opportunity to fuck with friends and family. I might have experience with this.

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Creosm
lemmy.world

these being served may just be the reason she's in the coma in the first place??

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Etterrareply
lemmy.world

That is way too much goddamn peanut butter JFC

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No can't you read it's because her heart fell out when her tits fell off, duh. Happens all the time!

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Nah man, it was from her tits falling off from an intense motor boating, didn't you read!

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If I get Rolo filled pancakes afterwards that's just a bonus.

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lemmy.ca

This reminds me of the early 00s, when being "lol so wandom" was cool. The worst one I can remember hearing was my cousin saying (completely out of the blue), "Yeah, and then like a car goes busting through the window and lands in a Hot Pocket..."

I had actually used DALL-E not long ago to try to generate what he was talking about.

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If the car was on fire, then that was smart planning because the center of the Hot Pocket is always frozen.

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Waitโ€ฆ weโ€™re still into rage bait? I thought we were past that as a collective.

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October
lemmy.world

Are they wrapped around plastic tubes? What is the "sauce" leaking out of them? What the fuck am I looking at?

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transcript (manual):

I loveeee me pancake rolls! My sister Berta is
currently in a coma from being motorboated
too hard by her ex lol her breasts fully came off
and a piece of her heart fell off with it but she
quite literally comes back to life whenever I
bring these around. I feel like a God lol

[image of rolled up pancakes, containing orange-colored and thick sauce and chocolate?]

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i think perhaps she is speaking idiomatically about her sister being in a coma and about her sister's heart coming apart from a sexual act

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