Spyke

I think it's a FORTRAN command. Probably radar guns still use FORTRAN for their AI processing, being from the 50s and all.

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lemm.ee

Yeah, this checks out. They're "exept".

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That's a penalty. You gotta be dribbeling through those lights

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Which are not many, given that he claims not to be a citizen, but cannot provide a passport and/or visa.

I wonder if handing them over to ICE will quickly cure them of the sovcit disease.

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lemmy.world

I wonder what their response to a request to see a visa or green card would be, since they claim not to be US citizens.

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Treczoksreply
lemmy.world

Hand them over to ICE for processing their illegal alien status.

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lemmy.world

Unfortunately, a lot of times, the cops know they aren't paid enough to deal with SovCit shit, so they just let them go if they even bother to pull them over in the first place.

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Presumably until you get into a car accident or pulled over for any other reason. Then, it's probably off to jail with you. At least I hope.

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lemmy.world
  1. Open an etsy shop.
  2. Start selling fake licence plates with bullshit on them.
  3. Profit

Yup, we got all the steps.

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bob_lemonreply
feddit.org

Making money is much easier of you have no moral qualms about profiting off stupid and/or insane people.

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sh.itjust.works

I was wondering how much these guys pay for this. We should sell bumper stickers, too. Conspiracy guys love stickers.

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deegeesereply
sopuli.xyz

What are the odds this was written by a professor of renaissance English literature, or that it was written by someone who doesn’t know how to spell correctly?

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Its part of the sovcit magic, like noticing the gold fringe on a court flag lets you move to Go and collect 200 dollars, then on your next turn you get another 200 dollars for actually passing go.

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Why not? All you have to do is add in small fine print “This is for novelty purposes only” to the items and you should be able to claim they are joke items.

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I wish I could come up with some of this shit. I’d love to sell this; but I don’t think I’m creative enough to go that far down the rabbit holes

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lemmy.world

Good that they declare "No Drivers License-No Insurance-No registration-No Inspection" right there on their tags, that'll make it easier for the cops to know what else they're stopping them for.

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lemm.ee

Fuck the cops, fucking vermin. Also seeing this will give them murderous erections…

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lemmy.world

Jfc is this how I need to make money? Is it wrong to take money from willing stupid people?

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some_guyreply
lemmy.sdf.org

I approached a friend asking whether we should grift the far-right this year. The logic is that they'll spend that money anyway, so why not direct it toward ourselves. We haven't chosen to take action yet.

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lemmy.world

Personally I think it's fine to do that. Better that you get that money then either some right wing person who is gonna use it to promote their horrible causes more or some right wing company gets it and does that on a bigger scale.

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some_guyreply
lemmy.sdf.org

That's some solid logic that I'll relay to the friend to whom I proposed the idea.

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lemmy.world

"The United States of America Republic" just does not roll off the tongue. We should change that name to something shorter.

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incogtinoreply
lemmy.zip

Back in the U.S.A.R

You don't know how lucky you are

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This is going to be hilarious when someone decides to take their declarations of “not a citizen” seriously.

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