dadjokes·Dad JokesbyTheImpressiveX What do you call a hippie's wife?Mississippi.View original on lemmy.ml156Comments4
NNotMaster lemmynsfw.com2Hide 2 repliesDo you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives? 1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy Make them work for the punchline.13
NNeoNachtwaechter replylemmy.world1Hide 1 reply Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives? Wait... Is he a real redneck AND a real hippy at the same time?? Or is he maybe just half redneck, half hippy? Because if it's the latter, then you need to start your counting like: 1/2 mrs hippy, 1 mrs hippy, 1 1/2 mrs hippy...5
ppapacraw replylemm.eewhen it's half hippie and half redneck you have to assign the fox worthy curve of entanglement so it becomes 1/3 Mrs hippy 2/3 Mrs hippy and then 3 thirds if yanto.1
Maybe add "from the South" to the end of the question?
Good joke tho',
Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?
1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy
Make them work for the punchline.
Wait...
Is he a real redneck AND a real hippy at the same time??
Or is he maybe just half redneck, half hippy?
Because if it's the latter, then you need to start your counting like:
1/2 mrs hippy, 1 mrs hippy, 1 1/2 mrs hippy...
when it's half hippie and half redneck you have to assign the fox worthy curve of entanglement so it becomes 1/3 Mrs hippy 2/3 Mrs hippy and then 3 thirds if yanto.