Spyke
NickwithaCreply
lemmy.world

Where are the cheese curds? Where is the gravy? This is just dry crispy chips with sliced olives on top

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slrpnk.net

Fries are meant to be crispy. Fuckin fight me, you snot eating fry slurper

Edit: Ah, I see this comment has attracted the attention of the FLQ

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T00l_shedreply
lemmy.world

You continue to disappoint me. Maybe if your stopped eating crispy fries your tongue wouldn't be all sandpapered away

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slrpnk.net

I could peel the flesh off a freshly killed gazelle: much like a lion

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Exactly! Your palete lacks the refinement for enjoying such a succulent dish like poutine!

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Your replies have been so good, I'm bumping this whole thread.

Fucking A grade internet fight, lads - don't stop now!

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I wear that label with PRIDE. You lack of enjoying good food.... person!

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I used to get poutine from a Montreal strip joint that was hands down the best poutine I’ve ever had.

The strippers would queef in the box as it was being closed so you’d get a whiff of warm feta cheese as you opened them up.

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Ah, so poutine is really just missing that inhales slowly breathily je be sais quoi to make it delectable

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lemmy.world

Well, you didn't get as big a response for making the Canadians insecure as you did men, but it's just as fiery.

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This probably isn't bad, but not as good as it could be. I often make "taco fries" which is just french fries seasoned with taco seasoning instead of salt and then topped with hot sauce, sour cream, cheese and black olives. Sometimes I add meat; most of the time, tho, I am making this because I don't have any meat to just make tacos.

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Why are we talking about poutine? All I see is olives on fries

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I saw tux there for a sec before the post was entirely on my screen. Maybe 4 hours of sleep isn't enough

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You could penetrate each olive hole with each fry peg and call it a bowl of pegging. Maybe? 🤔

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I also enjoy The 1975.

However, I don't think potatoes and olives would be very good together...unless you add cheese, bacon, sour cream, and chives.

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Man I dont get the love for olives. At best they're a mild inconvenience on pizza. At worst they completly overpower whatever they're on.

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You reached the end