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sh.itjust.works

This is ridiculous. Everyone knows bigger trucks reduce pedestrian casualties. They're easier to spot, and they inspire a certain primal fear that really encourages getting out of the way. Think of the children!

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sh.itjust.works

I say we make them even bigger. If they’re high enough, they’ll just go right over the pedestrian without touching them. Checkmate, libruls!

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Nah, that's impractical, because then we'd need to raise all of the bridges.

Instead, let's add plows to the trucks to push the children out of the way.

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Yeah, that "preventing 67 deaths per year" bit seemed rather.....lacking. While I'm sure those 67 + families will be appreciative, this seems like a drop in a lake.

Appreciate you walking the figure out. It was on my own to do list.

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