Spyke
lemmy.world

Bitch, you came from an emerald mine, walkin' the streets with gems in your pockets. Shut the fuck up.

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lemmy.world

🎶 People say he’s crazy

He’s got emeralds on the soles of his shoes 🎶

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lemmy.world

I too lived on a dollar or less a day before becoming the lower middle class person I am today. It's easy when your parents buy everything for you and you don't have expenses.

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Came here to say this. It's also remarkably easy to mooch off extended family, friends, even strangers. People usually feed their couch-surfer guests as well, who knew?

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lemmy.world

I completely believe that he was making 1$ a day at some point, he's just neglected to talk about the 20 million he had in the bank from daddy.

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Probably also ignoring his college dorm, tuition fees, and probably cafeteria fees.

There is no way you can "buy in bluk" when you have 1 dollar a day, as described in the article. You can barely get one orange per-day. Not to mention, there will be no way to reach a whole-sale store in the U.S., since you cannot afford any transportation, public or private, with 1 dollar.

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lemmy.sdf.org

The headline and article seems to be hugely misleading. According to this article, the $1 was only for food and he did it as a challenge, not out of necessity.

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For how long though? Because I can survive for a week or so on zero dollars a day, by fasting and foraging for dandion greens and citrus fruit from trees in public places. Longer than 2 weeks and my body would start to fail, but Id survive, technically, for a while longer.

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lemmy.world
Rent: 22¢ (couch split w/ 44 friends)

Breakfast: 11¢ (2 eggs)
.......... 1¢ (electricity borrowed from neighbor)
.......... Free (skillet found in street)

Gym membership: Free (lifting rocks)

Commute: 4¢ (walking in two used Kleenex boxes for shoes)

Lunch: 30¢ (cup filled with ketchup from Wendy's pump)

Commute home: 20¢ (walk on hands, use bandaid for blisters)

Clothes: 16¢ (Scotch tape for holding together discarded pizza boxes)

Yeah, that checks out.

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Do you think the staff at the Wendy's get annoyed at having to see that poor bastard pump a full cup of ketchup every day.

Like oh jeez, I hope you filled that thing today. I cannot take a half hour of the slurping noise as Johnny makes the most of his 30¢

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"I once had to sell an emerald at half it's market value just so I could afford to pay the maid service at my third home" 🙄

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lemmy.world

Rent is more than a dollar a day. Without a place to code, he never would have been able to work on PayPal. If he slept in his car and worked in an office, gas is still more expensive than a dollar a day unless he moved his car only on the weekends. In short. No he didn't. Someone else footed the bill and he only paid a buck a day for maybe food. Not as tough as doing it on your own, which he's never done.

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"I saved up all week to buy one banana for $7, and that sustained me the rest of the next week!"

-Elon Musk, clueless asshole

Edit: Fun fact: Elon could read this a dozen times and still not get the joke.

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I recall that even being rich his "friends" complain he wants to sleep on their couch and eat their food.

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200okreply
lemmy.world

I figured this was how he "survived on $1/day".

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I've heard that he said the film "Parasite" is his favorite movie. Which I couldn't wrap my head around when I heard that years ago, but as we've seen there's no level of cognitive dissonance too low for Elon.

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Just like the tiny home show people... There's always a friend or family member with a plot of land for them.

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As long as you aren't sleeping in your bed when the police get the wrong address, or sleeping in an encampment when the police decide to steal all your belongings for living while poor, or kicked out of the library for not having access to a bathroom, or finding yourself in a grocer, mall, concert hall, theatre, school, etc on a day a shooter decides to show up.

Also you can't survive on $1 per day without someone caring for you. That will not keep you off the streets and fed, and it will most definitely not cover fees for access to self improvement resources or recovery.

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Who is his audience when he tells lies like this? Like, who is agreeing with him? Even beyond how bonkers it is to say out loud, it also doesn’t benefit him to further alienate himself from the world, does it?

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lemmy.world

Crazy right wingers who go "Obviously we need to cut welfare so this genius doesn't have to pay taxes! Then one day I will be just as rich as him and be glad I didn't make people as rich as him and future-me pay taxes!"

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"That'll show those poor!"
"Why are you cheering? You're not rich."
"True, but someday, I might be. And then people like me had better watch their step!"

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I can only imagine it's rich people who use this argument to try to justify hoarding wealth. After all, minimum wage is $7/hour, so these lazy bums only have to work one hour a week to live and they're still complaining? They can easily save money every week. It's their problem, not the person with billions of dollars.

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xigoireply
lemmy.sdf.org

This comment is ironic considering that this article is exaggerating what Musk said.

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the entire article is a litany of musk’s lies. even if the $1 a day part is a stretch (because it’s in reference to food), the words straight from the horses mouth are blatantly untrue.

where is the irony? do you believe everything he says in the article?

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lemmy.world

No. I did that once (as a middle class person too proud to accept daddy's help) and it was fucking awful. I lasted 8 months before I had to consult Bank of Dad, which I'm pretty impressed by, but everything about it sucked. I would steal loaves of bread from bakeries at 4am, as they'd leave them outside to cool. I'd go to late night chippies and make up stories about being on a great adventure for charity so they'd give me free chips, I'd buy my clothes from a market that sold soiled and ripped clothing donated from fast fashion stores, and I'd hand sew them back to acceptability so I could wear them. We'd dumpster dive, forage, and beg, and it still wasn't enough. Rent started going on credit cards, I discovered new addictions I couldn't afford just to cope with the pain of no heating, shitty food, and a general feeling of desperation. And I had a fucking safety net, I was nowhere near the suffering of most people at this kind of poverty line.

Elon is a rich prick. I got a momentary taste of poverty and it was fucking awful. He would have caved in a day.

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Who's this "them" that the paragraphs are learning?

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I mean, this story is obviously bullshit and has been debunked over the years.

Not to mention even on its face, the headline is just wrong.

Elon states he had an apartment, but also implies he lived in his office, coding 24/7.

So... he had an apartment and is exaggerating about how often he stayed late.

How much did that apartment cost?

???

Did he just walk to work?

Was he working but not earning a wage?

This is a total bullshit article even by its own text.

Maybe his food budget was about a dollar a day for a while. Sure, ok, that's maybe possible.

This is like those stories that were going around a while ago with various corporations just displaying absolutely absurd budgets for how a person could afford to live on their full time minimum low income job...

By assuming rent is 40% lower than it is, that they don't have to pay for car insurance, never have health problems, never need new clothes, barely eat and don't have a phone or internet plan.

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I get that it's nice to imagine, but no, he really fucking isn't, and not just because he never was on that income level, but because he is so obscenely rich, that even if all his current ventures fail spectacularly, he has enough to fall back on a few million times over.

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lemmy.world

You assume he'd act rationally and invest in even more ridiculous wasted of money...

He's not smart enough to keep a backup, because even if it's just a million, he'll think he can turn it into a billion.

As rich as he is, he'll live another 40 years. More than enough time to burn all his money. Don't forget everything is leveraged against each other, his money is built on stock prices, and he's picking a fight with Brazil while using a shit ton of drugs

If Space X loses it's governments contracts, literally everything would go up in smoke and he'd desperately try to make what he lost back.

A deat spiral isn't implausible

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lemmy.nz

SpaceX has enough of a lead over everyone else that I don't think them simply being denied government contracts is feasible, in a too-big-to-fail way.

You'd see some kind of forced nationalisation or being strongarmed into selling to another defense contractor on national security grounds.

Elmo might choose some kind of "if I can't have it, no one can" sabotage though.

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And the damage he did would drastically reduce the price and likely cost a lot in lawyers.

That's what I mean, he'll always do the worst thing possible.

Hell piss away millions after billions and won't stop till he has negative wealth.

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Lol, ok.

Like I said, I get that it's nice to imagine, but the only person you're convincing (more like fooling) is yourself, if you seriously believe he will ever end up anywhere even remotely near poor.

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Look man......we're doing what we can out here to survive. Not only financially, but mentally too.

So if we want to jack off at the idea of him becoming homeless, and locked away in an insane asylum with kanye west and joe rogan, then that's what we're going to do to get us through the day.

And this $1 lotto ticket is going to make me rich. Gonna win a billion dollars.

And then we're all going to eat lobster, and kiss babies, and live on the moon!

It's all going to happen, ok? OK??!!

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What a fellating fallacious piece of filth that read was. Could they suck him off any harder without ripping his dick off? I submit that they cannot.

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I would be very surprised if someone born into wealth like Elon Musk ever dumpster dived for a burger or chicken nugget.

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$1 a day ignores all the favors he received. How much did that add up to? Most people don’t have that luxury.

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Anyone can survive on $1 per day (for a month) when their expenses are only due once a month.

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