I once was with a girl who literally requested that. She kept saying harder until I had to stop and say "if I go any harder, I'm going to be literally eating your pussy."
Honestly, this is a thing I’ve only seen in the past few years. I think, over time, what used to be “men can’t find the G spot” turned into “men can’t find the clit,” and I genuinely believe this just came from a misunderstanding about them being different parts.
It’s like how “literally” turned into meaning “figuratively”
I durring a family game of cards against humanity I along with several other people discovered that my uncle didn't know what a clitoris was. After a brief discussion it became clear that he knew what and where it was, he had just never heard the word clitoris.
I'm willing to bet that a lot of people just dont know the terminology. If you asked them what the epididymus was I'm sure you'd get the same reaction. People, especially older people, are just very poorly educated on genital anatomy.
As far as guys who ignore the clit durring sex, I'm 99% sure that's just because they don't want to put any effort into their parteners pleasure and "not finding the clit" is an easy excuse. Like, "Sorry lady, I can't make you cum, but it's not my fault that vaginas are weird and confusing for my aerodynamic brain."
Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing? So small a thing! And I have seen it only for an instant in the house of Elrond! Could I not have a sight of it again?"
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I do not understand how men could have trouble finding the clitoris. It's right the fuck there! I dive straight for it and I ain't letting go.
Yeah! Bite down and give it a good shake!
I once was with a girl who literally requested that. She kept saying harder until I had to stop and say "if I go any harder, I'm going to be literally eating your pussy."
“What have you been doing down there if not eating this pussy?!”
reminds me of that scene in american psycho where pat bateman literally eats pussy
Honestly, this is a thing I’ve only seen in the past few years. I think, over time, what used to be “men can’t find the G spot” turned into “men can’t find the clit,” and I genuinely believe this just came from a misunderstanding about them being different parts.
It’s like how “literally” turned into meaning “figuratively”
Ironically showing that some people definitely can't find the G spot
I durring a family game of cards against humanity I along with several other people discovered that my uncle didn't know what a clitoris was. After a brief discussion it became clear that he knew what and where it was, he had just never heard the word clitoris.
I'm willing to bet that a lot of people just dont know the terminology. If you asked them what the epididymus was I'm sure you'd get the same reaction. People, especially older people, are just very poorly educated on genital anatomy.
As far as guys who ignore the clit durring sex, I'm 99% sure that's just because they don't want to put any effort into their parteners pleasure and "not finding the clit" is an easy excuse. Like, "Sorry lady, I can't make you cum, but it's not my fault that vaginas are weird and confusing for my aerodynamic brain."
Nononono. You can’t dive straight there, you see for women it ends there, not starts there, are you a caveman?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uDoQFcQEpOQ dont want to go stampeding on
We are going to need an elf, a wizard, 1 man child, 3 hobbits and my ax. We shall call it the fellowship of the clit!
I will take the ring to Mt. Womb....though I do not know the way.
I will help you bear this burden
Fellowship of dongReddit expatriates
That's the cervix.
It's judging because this is Boomer af.
I think the only saving grace is that it's a self own?
That's fair.
Last time I visited Iceland I missed going to the national penis museum and I still think about what I missed to this day
You still think about penises?
^(same)^
I have never visited Iceland, but three of my names are carved into a monument in Reykjavik
Mine too o7
o7 Fly Safe. Fly cloaked.
"Can't find the clitoris" is kind of a boomer joke tbh.
Are there really people who don't know where the clitoris is, or is that just a meme?
It’s deep in the throat, right? Jokes aside, if you don’t know by now you’re never finding out (hint: it’s not in the throat)
Found her https://maps.app.goo.gl/7esvkC7tGCfg9bfJ9?
I Romania you have to go pretty far north to find it and it's tiny.
Domnului, huh?
Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing? So small a thing! And I have seen it only for an instant in the house of Elrond! Could I not have a sight of it again?"
North end of the museum. Just look for the little man in a canoe.
Bro, they're next door
This store is dark and smells bad, are you sure?
Next door in the other direction
"Find me in the G spot section"
"I will miss you forever"
Inside, towards the front. There’s a little button there. Tell me if you need GPS coordinates
all together now boys “where’s that?”
Fucking hell. I wasn’t born with much but I was born with the gift of humour and I’m not gonna waste this like he di.
I'm pretty sure that's the joke he was making
It 100% is the joke being made in the past.
Too subtle for me
In this case the "Oh no" implies he won't be able to find it
Lost and gone forever