Spyke
sh.itjust.works

John Wayne was a turd who vocally supported Joseph McCarthy and Richard Nixon.

Spider-Man is based.

Gay beer is great.

I'm not seeing the downside here?

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lemmy.world

It reminds of the one panel comic strip where it says "Liberal Utopia" and it has all these great things in it (Abortion centers, universal Healthcare, gay marriage, and other good stuff) but the comic is supposed to more "Look at these horrible things!"

I love what the fascists don't like lol

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I prefer something like clover to astroturf, but your local climate may vary.

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John Wayne had to be physically restrained from beating up a Native American woman at the Academy Awards.

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xantoxisreply
lemmy.world

Because woke means "thing I don't like" and that's all

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Even as all the alarm bells go off about droughts and impending water crises, we must never compromise on our God-given right to lush green grass lawns.

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lemmy.world

Petrochemical replacement for plants and favored by stadium owners that hate labor costs? That might be points in it's favor, but the real issue is liberals don't appreciate the experience of playing ball in real grass.

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lemmy.world

It's probably because green fields take a ton of water to maintain in many climates. In the American west, they're awful for water usage. Green lawns and golf courses should straight up be banned for the public good.

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I'd like to try a round of golf in a western desert. We're just hitting a ball around; it doesn't have to look like Scotland.

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kungenreply
feddit.nu

Is it better with tons of microplastics? Sweden banned artificial grass last year due to that. But we also have better water controls compared to the US west I guess...

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It's simple: minimize the use of both. Do drought resistant landscaping and only use grass when there are no alternatives. Create more tree canopy or plant succulent gardens if you hate dirt.

The truth is, we will need to give up many staples of our modern lives eventually. We need to fundamentally restructure the economy and society to combat the mess industrialization has made. We can phase our unsustainable practices out, or nature will force us to give them up in a far less pleasant manner.

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John Wayne? Don't you mean Marion Morrison? Use their birth name to inoculate against the woke virus.

/s

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Looking at what appears to be this guy's twitter I think that's probably accurate. One of the first things I saw looking for this guy's profile was this and I can't see any other explanation for the term "Straightriotic lovemaking"

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Where would one find this ungodly "gay beer"? So one can avoid it, of course.

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fedia.io

We are burying the lede here.

He has John Wayne statues? Multiple?

I don't know who this is, but that's like half a step from having an anime pillow. I mean, enjoy your kink, but that sounds really judgemental for someone with such... specific proclivities.

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Oh, ok, so is the joke that ICE T, like me, got Poe's lawed into boosting this or that he boosted this funny comedian guy? I am too detached from whatever is cooking in whatever is left of Twitter.

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lemmy.world

Just like Wayne, these people love pansies that act tough in front of a camera.

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lemmy.world

Elvis was a hero to most But he never meant shit to me you see Straight up racist that sucker was Simple and plain Motherfuck him and John Wayne

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John Wayne was a weenie wuss bitch asshole.

Pretty sure the writer of Spider-Man told two Nazis to come down to the street and fight him when they said something Nazi shit at his job

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I would rather not have the astroturf either fwiw. Gay beer might be worth it tho

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No wonder Trump likes John Wayne. They both pussied out instead of joining the war.

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TIL grass shaped hydrocarbons are Woke.

Replacing a "natural" lawn with literal oil byproducts seems more in line with the Republican worldview

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