Spyke
kbin.social

I really want a tomboy gf, but I guess I'll have to take one for the team.

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Notice how it says nothing about Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. So nothing of value is lost.

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Inq
lemmy.world

what happens if you're english but want a tomboy gf? :(

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oatscoopreply
midwest.social

No problem! Since you're in the EU and part of the Schengen Area you can easily cross the border to a neighboring country to live and work before accepting the deal.

... oh, nevermind.

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She, though you're not wrong. ROI still tends to be a dangerous place w/ its anti-british sentiment.

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Nothing too bad, actually. I think you will quite enjoy the 3 milliseconds with your tomboy gf before disappearing.

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One doms me but the other might kill me when it suddenly disappears...

Tough choice 🤔

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Wow bye bye England, not even sad I never got the chance to visit. I’ll play your anthem on my anniversaries.

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lemmy.world

We were some horrible bastards back in the day.

It's quite cool though, seeing as realistically we're tiny and still achieved all the things we did.

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I mean yeah, but excusing Scotland and Wales participation in the Empire is just historical revision.

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pawb.social

Just give it a few years and the Netherlands will be underwater anyway, so there's no need to pick that over a tomboy gf

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lemm.ee

You know who you’re talking to, right? If it wasn’t for our mastery of water, we wouldn’t have about half the land we do have. We’ll be fine.

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Well yeah, you have Sjoerd Groeskamp, the guy who designed a 160km dam between France and England and a 475km one between Scotland and Norway to protect everything from Norway to the Netherlands against rising sea levels. You win this time, Netherlander.

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You reached the end