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NONE lemmy.world"Okay honey, it's really cool that you're Gay and all. But could you, like... Go back in the closet and come out again? It's for something that's very important to me" 🥺212Reply
MMsPenguinette lemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesThis man will never take a shower in peace without being haunted by this memory163Reply
dohpaz42 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyNo. It’s a dad way of saying take a shower, by switching the first two letters of each word. Edit: another one is the fit has hit the shan, which is a less vulgar way of saying the shit has hit the fan.2Reply
HHobthrob replylemmy.worldGuess I still need to work on my own dad jokes, as mine apparently went "whoosh" right there.1Reply
NOT_RICK lemmy.worldHomie has the opportunity to ascend to a higher plane of dadhood and completly blew it57Reply
CCaptDust sh.itjust.worksYou should turn in the dad card immediately, the offices are open 9-3. The regulations were clearly defined - no exceptions.44Reply
RandomStickman fedia.ioProbably need to buy a few pairs of New Balance and khakis for redemption28Reply
jjubilationtcornpone sh.itjust.works"You are a father but we do not grant you the rank of 'Dad'."27Reply
mmavu discuss.tchncs.deIn a similar situation, i just looked at my wife and said "you owe me 5€."6Reply
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"Okay honey, it's really cool that you're Gay and all. But could you, like... Go back in the closet and come out again? It's for something that's very important to me" 🥺
This man will never take a shower in peace without being haunted by this memory
You mean “shake a tower”. 🤦♂️
Is that an euphemisms for masturbation?
No. It’s a dad way of saying take a shower, by switching the first two letters of each word.
Edit: another one is the fit has hit the shan, which is a less vulgar way of saying the shit has hit the fan.
Guess I still need to work on my own dad jokes, as mine apparently went "whoosh" right there.
It will be on his tombstone.
Homie has the opportunity to ascend to a higher plane of dadhood and completly blew it
You should turn in the dad card immediately, the offices are open 9-3. The regulations were clearly defined - no exceptions.
Probably need to buy a few pairs of New Balance and khakis for redemption
"You are a father but we do not grant you the rank of 'Dad'."
Devastating.
Are you sure you're even her dad?
Man needs a paternity test ASAP
gonna have to take your dad classes again
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In a similar situation, i just looked at my wife and said "you owe me 5€."