Spyke

I must have some intolerance, whenever I eat hotwheels they come out the same way they went in. Same with Nerf darts. Its cool that I get to play with them again tho.

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I've trained myself to eat banana peel. It's a fun way to freak out people since it always gets a reaction. Watermelon peels are also a gross favorite. Far from the freakiest thing I do though.

Kiwis are weirdly better with the peel

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Back when I worked for Micky D's as a teenager, I'd eat the receipt they'd give me with the crew meal. Toss it in my mouth, and start chewing in front of the custies before walking back to the break room and spitting it out there.

My general manager loved me...

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Rentlarreply
lemmy.ca
  • Real food: rots in a week
  • Food meme: gets moldy only after several reposts, after years or sometimes never

Reject real food, embrace memes for nutrition

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Makabeereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

I'm sure they took the cars off and just ate the banana, but I agree for other memes

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You wouldn't handle a fast food restaurant at the end of the shift

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You reached the end

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