AS IT SHOULD. THIS IS REAL NEWS. NOT FAKE NEWS. REAL. THIS NEWS IS CERTIFIED GLUTEN-FREE, CAGE-FREE, AND HAND-CRAFTED BY ARTISAN CRACKHEADS. WE'RE TALKING NON-GMO, LOCALLY SOURCED, ORGANIC CRACKHEADS.
Point of order: The A Team were convicted of a crime they did not commit, and escaped from a military stockade. This means they are not US forces, but, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
The best these blokes ever came up with were their specials. So, we throw them off the Ukrainian battlefields with parachutes, where they each have to salvage a burnt out Russian armoured vehicle. Then they can show off how they personalised their tanks before the race starts. Whoever reaches Moscow first wins.
Oh, they are. Look how serious their expressions are. It's always the unkempt, gormless looking one who turns out to be Head of Station or some secret shit.
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE
RUSSIA JUST DEPLOYED THEIR STRONGEST, MOST CAPABALE WARRIOR TO KURSK ... Steven Seagal
Even better picture of Seagal displaying his expert weapon handling skills
Needs to be the GIF of him going down a hallway switching from holding his rifle right-handed to left-handed when he changes his pointing direction
Ah well, we don't need a moving GIF to see this is the absolute pinnacle of manliness that Mother Russia has to offer.
Have you seen that man run fatly around corners? Majestic
Like a bull elephant seal,the deadliest of seals.
If you enjoy disliking Seagal, you might enjoy "Space Ice"'s movie reviews on YouTube .
THE LEAKS CONTINUE
WE NOW HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION OF U.S. SPECIAL FORCES INVOLVEMENT IN KURSK
I PITTY DA FOO WHO SIMPS FOR PUTIN
I love it when a plan comes together.
this WILL show up on russian tv where they claim americans are part of the 'invasion force'.
AS IT SHOULD. THIS IS REAL NEWS. NOT FAKE NEWS. REAL. THIS NEWS IS CERTIFIED GLUTEN-FREE, CAGE-FREE, AND HAND-CRAFTED BY ARTISAN CRACKHEADS. WE'RE TALKING NON-GMO, LOCALLY SOURCED, ORGANIC CRACKHEADS.
You forgot "artisanal" and "volunteer"
Point of order: The A Team were convicted of a crime they did not commit, and escaped from a military stockade. This means they are not US forces, but, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
My sides are aching, laughter is great for the abs!
Hear me out!
The best these blokes ever came up with were their specials. So, we throw them off the Ukrainian battlefields with parachutes, where they each have to salvage a burnt out Russian armoured vehicle. Then they can show off how they personalised their tanks before the race starts. Whoever reaches Moscow first wins.
Which tank does each pick?
Jeremy Clarkson, Challenger. Talks up the mk 3 but shows up with a mk 1 somehow. Maintains superiority of his tank because it has a tea kettle.
James May, Leopard. Gets the latest model, stands on it's smooth ride.
Richard Hammond, Abrams. Somehow shows up with upgraded engine, but less armor. Anything to make it go even faster.
And if any of them break down, they have to use a T-34.
I'd watch the shit out of that special .
It has to end with Clarkson flying a drone into James' tank and Hammond somehow flipping an Abrams.
James May: Cock!
Tea kettle is so on point 😂
Jeremy Clarkson rolls up in a BM 13 Katyusha with raised suspension. The license plate says ClarksonOrgel
UNCONFIRMED REPORTS THE NAVY SEAL HAS ALSO BEEN ACTIVATED
Just make sure Clarkson doesn't get dinner. He'll beat up the entire Russian army single handedly.
THREE SUSPECTS CAUGHT ON CCTV EXITING THE KURSK NUCLEAR POWER PLANT. DOES ANYONE HAVE MORE INFORMATION???
Burn list? Damn that takes me back a few years
Burn notice was fun. Sam Axe (Bruce Campbell) is the man.
"CIA? Bunch of bitchy little girls." -Sam Axe capturing the hearts of the world
Never seen it, but that shot is clearly an homage to reservoir dogs.
Clarrrkksssooooonnnnnnn!!!!
Wow looking at the small lad on the left they’re even using children.
*Hamsters
I didn't even notice I was on NCD when I first opened this...
They don't look very elite.
They are so elite that they lookcasual!
Oh, they are. Look how serious their expressions are. It's always the unkempt, gormless looking one who turns out to be Head of Station or some secret shit.
They're more dangerous than SAS, they're retired TGT.
Looking for some of that black earth farm land for the next season of Clarkson's Farm.
Oh, how I wish.