Does anyone know how to remove a curse from a sword? Pic unrelated.
Description: A recently discovered Bronze Age sword, which was extraordinarily well-preserved
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/bronze-age-sword-germany-180982399/
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Try quenching it in the blood of an unsullied lamb. That works like 50% of the time.
Doing it during a blood moon raises efficacy to 63%
Add the tears of a virgin and you’re dealing with 78% probability of removing the curse
Unfortunately it’s not on hallowed ground, otherwise you’d be golden
if it's in scotland, they're shit outta luck
yikes bruv
Ziplock bag filled with uncooked rice. Can take 24 to 48 hours.
You'll know it's done once the rice is cursed. Cursed rice will wail when boiled.
Definitely using this, thanks
Oh this one is easy thankfully.
Just get it bronzed. The curse is locked in that way
Usually you have to get someone else to willingly take the cursed item from you.
On another note, babies will often take literally anything you hand to them.
What kind of sword? Like a Nerf sword?
No, like a REAL sword.
A REAL sword. Urghm....
Gosh. A real sword?
Could you transfer the curse to the nerf sword from the other sword instead?
Wait, what do you want me to do to this sword?
(I can't believe I found a mbmbam reference in the wild on Lemmy!)
Uncurse the real sword!
(Haha I didn't expect it either!)
Be careful, it could be one of those thirsts-for-familial-sacrifice curses. Last time I accidentally caught one of those the missus was not happy with me, or really anything ever again.
This is why you get a few dozen wives and many children. A man can't be worrying about trivialities like who to sacrifice when dealing with curses.
Try Robitussin
It looks like it has begun to glow very brightly. I'd take it with you and not wait around until dark. There could be grues about.
Trade me, I can Trim that sword for you
Put it in a box with mothballs and Irish spring bar soap for a few days.