Spyke
lemmy.world

I don't know much about women, but I know calling them pretentious, their emotions absurd, their conversation inane, their intelligence non-existent and their mental age toddler level probably isn't the best way to keep them around long-term.

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Or a test to see if the partner will stay around for abuse after a period of silence..

Silence, then abuse and after that love bombing

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fedia.io

My reply text would be, "We're done. Goodbye."

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You guys are missing the title: "fembot feels". The narrator is not a human but a chatbot.

EDIT: acc. to another poster -bot is the /r9k/'s equivalent of -anon. So nevermind.

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lemmy.world

In 4chan parlance that just means she's calling herself autistic. Which in 4chan world may or may not be literal

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mander.xyz

I don't think that it's the case here. The bf talks about inane babble and implies that OP has the intelligence of a 4yo, that makes more sense if the narrator is a virtual gf bot than for a real and autistic human.

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prayerreply
sh.itjust.works

The 4chan board is probably robot9000, or r9k. It's common on that board to refer to posters as "robots" instead of "anons", "fembot" is their equivalent of "femanon".

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mander.xyz

Nah. More like someone who never cared about /r9k/. I'm old enough in that shithole to remember the AnT spam.

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I only know about r9k through greentexts, I just stick with trolling on /g/ and /tg/ :P

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At the very least until he gets just mature enough to realize he's not anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is.

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Look, if you're dating an idiot (m or f) that's fine, be happy. But ffs don't be an abusive jackass.

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Why am I picturing a Doctor Doom kinda villain typing this? Altough this being 4chan, I'm guessing we would be closer to The Monarch.

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Something struck me, I first pictured the boyfriend as the classic overweight, smelly, unkempt neckbeard. Are there new visual tropes for these sorts of pseudo intellectuals or are fedora-clad 2010 Jonah Hill lookalikes still the stereotype?

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