Spyke
lemmy.world

DNA sample, and a signed ToS granting us the right to your first-born male child.

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lemmy.world

Ink impression of genitals. Approval time: We’ll let you know.

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Ok fine, I’ll explain. The point is that these Youtube verifications are highly intrusive. As is dipping your wee-wee or hoo-hah into ink and sharing the stamped paper with strangers.

Youtube: “We need to examine your dick print so that you can do Internet video sharing.”

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