You certainly have more free time than I do. I'm currently attempting to assemble a coffee table. It's 16 steps long, but step 2-16 are like brain surgury with how many arrows and screws there are. Step 1 was easy. "Screw these things into this board. Got it? Great! Because now shit gets real, asshole!"
I see the problem. That pile is too big. Easy enough to make those disappear by either do absolutely nothing, or being entirely dysfunctional. Simple as.
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Sarah is still scribbling??? I first discovered her like 10 years ago....
I recently read them all back to back. It's been fun, I appreciate the consistency of style and humor while the jokes age up over time.
You certainly have more free time than I do. I'm currently attempting to assemble a coffee table. It's 16 steps long, but step 2-16 are like brain surgury with how many arrows and screws there are. Step 1 was easy. "Screw these things into this board. Got it? Great! Because now shit gets real, asshole!"
Your user name was a prophecy
And hindsight
...Thank you...
That Universe guy is super creepy. No matter how many times I move and change my address, he always somehow finds me.
He's got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand and an eon hand.
I see what you did there
I see the problem. That pile is too big. Easy enough to make those disappear by either do absolutely nothing, or being entirely dysfunctional. Simple as.