This upcoming dating sim lets you romance household objects turned absolute fitties

What the heck are "fitties"? I googled it, and after the sponsored ads for supplements, this article itself came up.

Some play on the word 'hotties' I guess? Maybe all the household objects are particularly 'fit'? Seems weird to me too instead of using hotties.

maybe they're British, it's pretty common over there to say "he's fit" when calling someone attractive.

The couch will be very popular, for sure!

That all seems very, very strange.

I never craved a toaster or a color T.V.

FINALLY I CAN PLOW MY WATER HEATER

Back in my day if you had a vacuum cleaner kink, you kept it to your damn self!

Seriously though, these games aren't for me but I'm glad that people can enjoy them.

Obviously I am gonna date and sleep with my bed.