Left one is coherent, has to be written by someone else

Which is 18x longer than he's gone without telling a lie.
Sleep included.

Hahaha . . . No, it didn’t.

“commitment”

This guys needs to bow out before it gets any sadder.

You can really tell when they take away his screen time and post for him.

I'm curious about the RNC speech he was going to give before the assassination attempt. That has got to be a doozy.