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Like they say: “Harpy wife, harpy life!”
AVGN living his best life
Nah, postal guy:
I hate how right you are.
This can't be good for me, but I feel great!
I’m getting 50% Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture vibes.
What is Vaughn from Borderlands doing here? https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/borderlands/images/2/21/Vaughn_Intro.png/revision/latest?cb=20150316191918
In the 3rd pic he has a Hyperion pistol and the harpy has Siren powers, so it's definitely intentional.
Having the time of his life it would seem: https://nataliedecorsair.tumblr.com/post/637590966785671168/got-back-to-my-old-borderlands-au-pticenogahedwig
Men only want one thing and it's beautiful.
5: Get pegged
5: mind blowing footjob
Dude, didn't date harpies. If the diseases didn't get you, and the gross claw don't bleed you out, stheir carnivorous nature will be your undoing.
Never forget, monsters are exclusively for killing and taking their stuff.
Who decides who’s the monster?