Fuck, I want to go to a Distro Bistro, owner definitely needs to maintain the Chef Ramsey energy though

If there's one thing you know you can get from an open source project, it's spaghetti code.

Obviously they need a cinnamon dessert

All my recipes are lgpl.

the open sauce spaghetti bolognese

I'll have the cinnamon mint buns

Hopefully they named something really common like water, their napkins, or a condiment after Arch. So people can say they'd like/use that btw.

Pls tell me this is real

Missed opportunity to put posters up for the common questions. Get local linux groups to come by for meetings on a lark.

Is it in a basement? Is there a lot of arches?

I don't have this problem because I use Windows

Now I wonder how plasma would taste like. Or if the chef would just arrive at my table and hold a tesla coil in my mouth.