parenting·ParentingbyServais (il/lui) Stuff I never thought I’d say SundayView original on discuss.tchncs.de30Comments10Reply
RoquetteQueen sh.itjust.works Please eat your pancakes. Please eat your pizza. Please eat your quesadilla. Please eat your chicken nuggets. Fuck it. I'm feeding these children nothing but boiled chicken and canned peas from now on.21Reply
MMajorHavoc replyprogramming.dev1Hide 1 replyLol. "Stop licking X" is whole category that wasn't on my radar. Now I wish I had made a bingo card. Except I never would have guessed what would appear on it.11Reply
iirish_link replylemmy.worldRight!? Don’t lick…. Is the main thing that I had never thought would happen as much as it does.6Reply
MMajorHavoc replyprogramming.dev1Hide 1 replyLol. "No naked butts on..." is another category I underestimated the need to spell out, in detail, as official rules.7Reply
barkingspiders replyinfosec.pubWe encourage ours to wear his diaper with the phrase, "no pooping on the floor!"3Reply
Illecors lemmy.cafeAt the moment it's not, strictly speaking, the what - it's more the amount of repetition required. Get your fingers out of your mouth Get your fingers out of your mouth Get your fingers out of your mouth Get your fingers out of your mouth Get your fingers out of your mouth Get your fingers out of your mouth Get your fingers out of your mouth Get your fingers out of your mouth Get your fingers out of your mouth Get your fingers out of your mouth ... Get your fingers out of your mouth Thank you! 8Reply
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Fuck it. I'm feeding these children nothing but boiled chicken and canned peas from now on.
Stop licking your sister.
Lol. "Stop licking X" is whole category that wasn't on my radar. Now I wish I had made a bingo card. Except I never would have guessed what would appear on it.
Right!? Don’t lick…. Is the main thing that I had never thought would happen as much as it does.
Don't lick security cameras.
Get your hand out of your pants.
Get off the couch with that naked butt
Lol. "No naked butts on..." is another category I underestimated the need to spell out, in detail, as official rules.
We encourage ours to wear his diaper with the phrase, "no pooping on the floor!"
At the moment it's not, strictly speaking, the what - it's more the amount of repetition required.