The correct term is "Earth Glizzy"

Moon and sun are the same, but we only see the tips all the time.

Everything is either hotdog or not hotdog

The governmen doesn't want you to know that South America curls around and touches Alaska

You see hotdog, I see… something else.

I prefer fiat earth

Ah, that explains why it’s getting fucked so hard

Get me some space ketchup!

Mandelbrot earth! I tell you!

Oblong Spheroid Earth

This earth is so hotdog right now

This fucking planet...

Finally big enough for OPs mom

Run by dicks for dicks

Where's the moonbun?