GGarbanzo lemmy.worldCarry a gun with you. If someone tries to rob you, grab your chest and say "Call an ambulance!" Then pull out your gun and say "but not for me!"68Reply
ppelletbucket lemm.ee2Hide 2 repliesfancy restaurants give you an extra fork to defend your plate41Reply
tipicaldik replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyhaha my dad always referred to silverware as "fightin' gear"19Reply
jabathekek sopuli.xyzOn a more serious note: A spoon. Hold the cup of the spoon with your thumb, pressing it with your index finger. Now it's a blunt weapon, unless you sharpen your spoons.13Reply
PugJesus lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIf you've got a good singing voice, you can always accompany it with this6Reply
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Carry a gun with you. If someone tries to rob you, grab your chest and say "Call an ambulance!" Then pull out your gun and say "but not for me!"
fancy restaurants give you an extra fork to defend your plate
haha my dad always referred to silverware as "fightin' gear"
https://wiki.lspace.org/Dwarf_Bread
On a more serious note: A spoon. Hold the cup of the spoon with your thumb, pressing it with your index finger. Now it's a blunt weapon, unless you sharpen your spoons.
If you've got a good singing voice, you can always accompany it with this
Or if you're trans like me there's this gem from Harley Poe
https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Fork_of_Horripilation
With by luck, they have a vore fetish.