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noyoureply

Fucking photoshop master over here

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Monumentreply
lemmy.sdf.org

I have auditory processing issues, and until I saw that scene with captions, I thought he was saying “I’ve got better” - as if he meant he could come up with a better lie, but choose not to.

And not, you know, that he got better from being a newt.

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Two9Areply
lemmy.world

You got downvoted as though you were posting a thatsthejoke.jpg, but I also had never considered that "I got better!" could have layers to it.

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Well now I don’t know what to believe, but I’m very okay with being told that I was right all along!

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Honestly haha, crop from both sides would need a next level photoahop ninja though so I get it

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lemmy.world

Yeah but what kind of moron can't crop their own photo, and instead makes themselves look like an asshole

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Because the people submitting to him know the whole deal. I'd say the requestor was trying to go for an easy setup of having the main character "trash lady" deleted as the joke.

Or it could even be all fabricated and there's no "requestor" at all.

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Surely Sara Vos is just trolling herself, i.e., she wants to see an example of fjamie's artistry? Not really a shallow request for attention?

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lemmy.world

Oh yeah, I imagine (or hope) most people submitting photos to him are just wanting to see what goofy thing he does with it.

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popreply
lemmy.ml

ya, it's all totally real and none of it is faked for marketing purposes to get more attention to their account at all… nope

Some people really do believe everything on the internet.

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lemmy.world

Above the guy in the white shirt with blue stripes on the right side of the image there was a person wearing an orange shirt way in the distance, and he edited the orange out there as well and I salute the commitment.

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Apart from all the trash you now have me looking at them like those spot the difference books

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lemm.ee

I was expecting the requester to be shopped out of it, but that would've been too obvious

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Yeah, I think the requestor was aiming for that, but I think the guy tries to sidestep the most obvious response when he thinks it's too obvious.

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lemm.ee

Where did the guy that was behind the trash lady came from? Is it AI filled? The head seems to match perfectly.

And its Plaza de la Reina, in Valencia, Spain

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Gloomyreply
mander.xyz

No, you can see him behind her in the background in the original. I think this is made without AI, AFAIK this was a thing way before AI.

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Where's the complete person in the original picture? I see head, arm and a foot, and those are in the same exact place, so where is the rest coming from? Another picture that's not on the post? Stock person? AI?

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lemmy.world

Why would not picking up the trash damage the tiles on the ground?

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meliaescreply
lemmy.world

Never seen the floors of a hoarder's house? They are decimated by the weight, rats, and bugs that live in the waste.

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samus12345reply
lemmy.world

Yeah, but those are usually wood or carpet, not stone tiles.

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Have hoarder in-laws, they have broken tile flooring.

Anecdotally proven ;-)

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lemy.lol

Yeah this ho really needs to be forced to pick up trash as her full time job.

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lemy.lol

Why do you think that comment makes me hate women? I think that says a lot more about your views than mine. But that's just me. Having worked in industries with a lot of women, I hate people who are stuck up and entitled. So you should go ahead and take a good look at yourself and stop being such a silly goose.

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lemmy.ml

Why do you think that comment makes me hate women?

If I had to guess, it was the word 'ho.' I'm just spitballing though.

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lemy.lol

In person, if someone tells me in an adult fashion that something is disrespectful to them, I'll stop doing it. On the internet however, well, this is where the glory of federation and blocking individual users comes in. What's wrong with being a ho? Lmaooo. As a cis white male, if more girls were ho's, it would mean more sex being had over all, which would improve the sex economy conditions as supply and demand and all that. I ALWAYS encourage girls to ho it up and get that simp money :| why not make more money than a lot of doctors as a stripper (artist I will add, they're performers) and not have to spend years of your life and go into a bunch of debt.

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Yeah this ho really needs to be forced to pick up trash as her full time job.

“Someone on the internet was unappreciative. The answer is violence!”

An object lesson in the importance of that which she fails to appreciate is violence? I don't agree with that commenter's terminology, but it's hard to argue with the sentiment.

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