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lemmy.world

It says (parody) in the name.

This is twitter, because elon lacks reading comprehension, so the rules require parody to be clearly marked.

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...it didn't even register with me until i read this comment. I didn't even realize something was amiss. FML.

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I added that line because they got downvoted, assumed it was because someone thought it was just a statement rather than starting that train of thought

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lemm.ee

Who will roll you down the stairs

Confiscate your wares

May even shoot your dog

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sh.itjust.works

Whenever I see something like this I feel I must defend my friend who's a cop.

Before being a cop he was a lifeguard at a beach and my bassist.

Baywatch may tell you differently, but being a lifeguard is a seasonal job, and not a career. The next level of being a lifeguard is becoming a cop, so he did, and he has only beaten one black man so far.

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