"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
Welcome to Five Guys!
Pentacock
Cocktopus
Fuck I was gonna say that :'(
That's a starprick if I'm not mistaken
Your mom's fidget spinner.
Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite
"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
Moby's Dicks
It's a five star porn-hub
So that's what they do with it after bottom surgery
Organic free range dildo star before harvest
"No, this is Patrick"
The cocktail starfish
5 player co-op
What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.
Five girls one star
Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!
Patrick PornStar
Patrick and his five brothers.
I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick's cousin that he didn't even know existed...
They call him Dickie
StarDict
Pentapenis
PENVS
Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.
Ass to ass!
That's a penisea star
the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother
Your partner will finally be pleased!
Mr. Stealyourgirl
Starfucker
Patdick Star
But I don't wanna pat the dicks
It ain't gonna sucker itself.
The penis wheel
Fivehead.
Dickstar
The Seanis
Paige, no, no, no, no, no!
Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
Gatling penis
A growing star.
Falustarfish
Adult fidget spinner.
Boner's star.
"I give this orgy 5 stars!"
Stellatum glandem