Lawsuit Claims Microsoft Tracked Sex Toy Shoppers With 'Recording in Real Time' Software
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To be clear: they're tracking the mouse on the website, not the real time movements of a dildo going in and out of an orifice
My disappointment is is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Might your day be improved by ... A dildo going in and out of an orifice?
Only if a log of the ins and outs goes directly to Bill Gates's desk.
Only because they haven't figured out a way to do that yet
Fortunately we have open source sex toys
https://buttplug.io/
That is fucking amazing (pun intended)
The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I'm not sure why I joke about that, I'm sure it's already a thing.
Open source teledildonics are a thing.
Teledildonics is my new favorite word.
I knew sites used heat maps to see what people click on but I was surprised when our developers showed us actual video of users moving their mouse. I didn't know that was even a thing.
I don't think this is inherently a problem, if the data is anonymized.
Yep, microsoft clarity is pretty useful, if you don't wanna be tracked, just use an adblocker.
Aww 😞
If you're scared about Microsoft tracking your UX engagement on a website, the best way to make sure your sex life stays private is to file it in federal court.
I'm pretty sure this person was just looking for a reason to sue, and then tried to construct the most salacious situation to sue about.
I'm not against them suing, I think web tracking is evil, so more power to them, but I definitely feel like a lawyer helped architect the actual complaint
Well if she was just looking for any reason to sue, well congrats to her then. She stumbled across a really good one.
What in the world is that gold thing on the left?
Just a simple lay-on vibrator. https://shop.bijouxindiscrets.com/media/attachment/file/t/w/twenty_one_technical_sheet.pdf
Dangerous. Don’t insert things without a flared base or some other appendage for easy removal. That thing looks less like a sex toy and more like a paperweight.
It's not an insertable toy, it's just a novelty vibrator.
Hold my lube!
In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln: "Anything is an insertable toy of you're brave enough"
Tangential, but what the hell is that big, metallic diamond looking one? Like, does it vibrate? I'd there a hole in the top? Is it.. ugh... a butt plug?
https://shop.bijouxindiscrets.com/media/attachment/file/t/w/twenty_one_technical_sheet.pdf
Yeah I don't trust you.
It's a novelty lay on toy. Not for insertion.
Sounds like a challenge to me
Whatever floats your boat. But EMS recommends against inserting things that don't have a flared base. Do with that information whatever you want.
I see a flare. It's on the base. 😃
It's creepy 😨