Trump Tells Faith Conference If He Took Off Shirt They’d See ‘a Beautiful Person’ With ‘Wounds All Over’ From Defending Religion
https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-tells-faith-conference-if-he-took-off-shirt-theyd-see-a-beautiful-person-with-wounds-all-over-from-defending-religion/Open linkView original on lemmy.world
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...and they BELIEVE IT! Such a sad, sad bunch of suckers and losers.
It's basically a cognitive dissonance conference.
You have also managed to successfully describe attending religious services.
How is that cognitive dissonance? I don't see it.
They'll believe whatever suits them to prop up their delusional world view. And they'll refuse to acknowledge any facts that contradict it.
They believe whatever fox "news" tells them to. They don't have their own world view, just the view they're told to have.
Can you actually find anyone who believes it literally? Honest question. I just watched the video, and it seems to me that he is saying it figuratively and not literally.
Truthfully, I believe there are "fine [yet moronic] people on both sides" of this thing. Religions seem to serve both hypocrites and idiots alike.
His quote will sell lots of T-shirts, either way.
I don't think anyone is saying he has literal wounds from defending religion.
I agree, including Trump.
But this thread is full of people saying that they think he meant it literally and people believe it literally. And I think, although I could be wrong, that is what the top level commenter is getting at.
I honestly think if he took his shirt off it would cost him the election.
Seeing the flabby, 78-year-old American physique in all its glory would be both a literal and figurative "emperor has no clothes" moment for many of his cultists.
He'd just need to have some acrylic flab sculpting armor like Immortan Joe.
"There's the fake abs, then Donald ... jiggly Donald, and then ... abs."
Any scars will be the result of his addictions. Did so much cocaine he broke his asshole. Or did the asshole just become him.
The quote gets even crazier.
Really!? You were treated the worst of any president?! Lincoln was assassinated!!
And 160 years later his legacy has been coopted by the same sort of people who killed him to begin with.
2024 years later Jesus' legacy has been co-opted by the same sort of people who killed him to begin with.
And his wounds weren’t from a dominatrix like Drumpf’s.
I don’t think he has the self awareness to be a sub
America First, you gotta do the truffle shuffle.
He had a rally in Philly today
@todd_bonzalez @jeffw Didn’t he rally in/near New York? Also it’s not the same, but he also hosts fundraisers in CA often.
Outside of the cities, California is conservative af
@Orbituary he went to San Francisco … to raise money from tech people (this was somewhat recent) https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2024/06/06/trump-hits-tech-fundraiser-in-san-francisco-some-guests-pay-300000.html.
That's doesn't preclude what I said.
I don't believe in the anti christ. But if I did.
Well I'm no expert on Christianity, but apparently this theology graduate here agrees with you:
https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
In particular, Jesus showing off his wounds was the big evidence it was him and he had come back from the dead. He isn't just being weird in front of religious people. He is selling himself as the new messiah.
Aka being weird in front of religious people.
Yes but in a very specific way.
Leaning pretty hard on religion lately, isn’t he?
Well, his brain doesn't work anymore, so... what else can he lean on?
His sleepy followers will believe anything. If we are the woke then they are the comatose.
How do they get through all the fat to see?
So fat and no scars. Got it.
Stretch mark battle wounds
You heard it here first: God gave Trump herpes
Show us where the deity touched you.
If at all possible for a myriad of reasons, can we please leave your shirt on?
"Show us the tits!"
🤢
Someone missed a glowing opportunity. Lol
Ok, but why does this picture make me think he just wants to rub his nipples?
I'm pretty sure that if he took his shirt off, we'd just see how much he looks like Baron Harkonnen.
That’s why he loves Putin so much!!! They have the same first name!!!
The guy you're responding to deleted their comment, leaving yours without context......and now I'm confused just trying to piece it together.
Aw damnit… I hate when that happens…
He had a funny one basically saying that if he did show us his shirtless chest, we’d get to see how closely he resembled Baron Harkonnen.
Curiously enough, I didn't delete it. I was just scanning back through my posts when I saw "deleted by creator" on one of them, and since I know I haven't deleted anything, I came to see what that was all about.
There's an option to undelete, so I did that, though unfortunately that means that yours is now the post without context. Sorry. 😅
...........I'M NOT CRAZY!!! I HAVE NOT LOST MY MIND!!!!
Oh, wait.
No need to threaten us with an optical weapon of mass destruction.
Beauty is skin deep only. Stupidity to the core.
I have to laugh, to stop myself from crying 😭
Do it you orange traitor, show your followers how full of shit you truly are.
The Emperor’s New Stigmata.
Like when he held a bible upside down in a photo op in front of a church after having things clear protestors out?
Such wounds
Much defence
Wow
I’m glad he didn’t, saggy old
manturd boobs should stay coveredNobody wants to see that…
And you'd see the line where the fake spray tan ends too. Looking like an upside down orange thermometer.
This made me laugh.
Those are bed sores, sir. Hospitals must special order beds for those.
My word, this guy is so ridiculous. What a world we live in where it is THIS dumbass that may slither into office, again. Then again, Hitler was a total idiot, too.
He had to jump in front of those dangerous hamberders to save Jesus.
Is that what a lumpy piece of shit looks like? Beautiful with wounds? We must be using different thesauruses.
Stormy might have seen him without his shirt.
I mean, she did
Theyd see a stodgy stump of a torso sagging from lack of collagen covered in age spots