lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbymerari42 Some conservative talking points really grind my gearsView original on lemmy.world800Comments20Reply
SShaunaTheDead fedia.io2Hide 2 repliesReminds me, I drive a school bus part-time and my bus has a malfunctioning sensor in the transmission and so on the screen on the dashboard it says "CHECK TRANS". So every morning I'm like looks down at crotch "yup, still trans!"49Reply
ffroh42 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyNow I am completely unsure whether to call this a dad joke.26Reply
EEvil_Shrubbery lemm.ee3Hide 3 repliesTorque reduction planetary gears ready to take extreme loads whilst nicely ribbed and lubed for your pleasure.36Reply
EEvil_Shrubbery replylemm.eeThe literal fly on the flywheel clings on for dear life, intensifyingly so.3Reply
Sparky lemmy.blahaj.zone2Hide 2 repliesI'm ready for the trans mission, but are you ready for the transistor? 31Reply
ikarushagen2 feddit.deWhen i hear those talking points i really could shift into a higher gear of rage7Reply
wwerefreeatlast lemmy.worldHave you noticed how transmissions have no cockpit? But they look like a thing you could comfortably sit on. Before automatics they had stick shifts.1Reply
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Reminds me, I drive a school bus part-time and my bus has a malfunctioning sensor in the transmission and so on the screen on the dashboard it says "CHECK TRANS". So every morning I'm like looks down at crotch "yup, still trans!"
Now I am completely unsure whether to call this a dad joke.
Dad jokes are for everyone!
Torque reduction planetary gears ready to take extreme loads whilst nicely ribbed and lubed for your pleasure.
I love a nice thick spline shaft in my tight bore
angular momentum on the fly intensifies
The literal fly on the flywheel clings on for dear life, intensifyingly so.
I'm ready for the trans mission, but are you ready for the transistor?
Does it have a trans sister?
I prefer my trans sister to be twisted
https://youtu.be/XTGiEmrcCP8?si=_qxqjmXnVpD5ZQFQ
lol holy shit that was really funny!
Fully Automatic Trans Mission?
Fully semi automatic.
Clutch
When i hear those talking points i really could shift into a higher gear of rage
Maybe it should've been the gay engineda?
Just dont misplace the checkballs in the valvebody
What's gaya genda?
Have you noticed how transmissions have no cockpit? But they look like a thing you could comfortably sit on. Before automatics they had stick shifts.