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Rentlarreply
lemmy.ca

A 700km (39000 inches) long Penissee needs a whole lot of KY jelly.

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No, your delicious KFC would surely slide off if you lubed up.
No-one would want to eat it if it had been on the floor.

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lemmy.world

I'm from Kentucky and i approve this meme.

Just needs more Bourbon. And horses. And poverty. And meth.

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Dorkyd68reply
lemmy.world

Meme? Lol they legit teach this to kids in school. That my home MIMAL, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana.

I would have totally failed that 3rd grade geography test had it not been for that lil fucker

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We learned by rote, same with math. I still feel cheated I wasn't taught common core math, after seeing a video on YT a few years back.

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I have no idea what any of the states are that make up the chef (not American). But I now forever and a day will be able to find Kentucky

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midwest.social

The chef states are (from North to South) Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana. Those states, amongst others, grow a lot of food, Corn, wheat, rice, pork, beef, and soy, come immediately to mind. They're certainly not the only ones, but they do a lot.

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Louisiana's pretty easy to remember, as well- not just because it's the boot, but also because it's shaped like the first letter in Louisiana.

If someone showed me a map of a fantasy world they created with something like that on it, I'd think they were a hack. But, here we are, I guess!

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

My color blind ass is struggling with the red text on blue, what's it say on the right?

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well he is standing in the ocean so why wouldn't he be wearing his wellies

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lemmy.world

Memories Involving Machines And Llamas?

Merchants Intuitively Meddling And Lying?

Men In Malta Mocking A Lion?

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midwest.social

From 3rdish grade iirc, MIMAL (Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana) is a man in a chefs hat making lots of food for the whole country. MN being the hat, LA being the shoes.

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YerbaYerbareply
lemm.ee

Damn you must have had a good school. I didn't learn about MIMAL until 6th grade social studies.

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I never knew this acronym, but I found it helpful that the states directly north of Texas all have a K.

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Didn't read the text, thought it was a man boning a chicken

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lemm.ee

Idk, Kentucky is fairly distinct with its shape... I'd appreciate something to help me with Colorado, Wyoming, or Kansas

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TheOakTreereply
lemm.ee

As someone who lived in Kansas, just look for the middle of the middle.

The center column of states has 6 states (North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas), and Kansas is in the middle of that vertical line (given that the northern 3 are a bit thinner).

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Telexreply
sopuli.xyz

The box that says shirt, right? This is actually kind of neat to know. Thank you.

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Yes, the box that contains "Shirt"

Fun fact, the geographic center of the contiguous states is very near the center of the top edge of Kansas. Including Hawaii and Alaksa, the geopraphic center shifts to the top left corner of South Dakota, just east of where Montana and Wyoming meet.

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When I was a child, my mother had to travel to Kentucky for work and I told everyone who asked that she was at "Kentucky Fried Chicken."

My dad pointed out where Kentucky was on the map, and I almost immediately saw the chef and pan in the state shapes. I've never forgotten where Kentucky was since then.

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