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This, followed by the instant diarrhea spell is a fatal combo if not properly countered

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lemmy.world

Jokes on you, I don’t wear socks hah!

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kbin.run

moist socks appear from the ether and strap themselves to your feet

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niftyreply
lemmy.world

Further joke on you when I like that feel ^ . ^

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kbin.run

you deserve to be trapped in a particularly hellish demiplane

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jokes on you the spell has a conditional effect when the socks are already wet and turns the socks into water!

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lemmy.world

For real, Prestigitation is the best spell in a wizard's arsenal.

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lemmy.world

If you're not using spells creatively to punch above your power level, you're a shit wizard.

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Zehzinreply
lemmy.world

And by creatively I mean solve all your problems by shitting people's pants.

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sh.itjust.works

i was so sure you were going to say casting fireball instead of shitting people's pants

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This actually worked IRL on me, a huge drip of water splashed directly onto my sock when I was pouring myself a glass 😱

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During and after college I worked out of a marina mostly wearing waders. My feet and socks were permanently damp for a solid five years.

To this day I value dry, warm socks on my feet.

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lemmy.world

Toxoplasmosis is great and all but would you rather enjoy lil cat guys or have wet ass socks smh

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Sometimes if my feet get too hot , ill splash a little water on my socks to cool off, hopefully this answers your question. Both please

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