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lemmy.world

Boy, I’ll be running a nuclear power plant in my eyes. Finally, a depression win

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If only I hadn't opted for the apathy and ennui depression I would have these. I guess I'll just stick to glasses.

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programming.dev

We can make unlimited green power by putting these in orphans eyes and poking them with sharp sticks. Who want to invest?

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lemmy.world

And we can market it as a more humane alternative to the orphan crushing machine. Pure genius.

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CameronDevreply
programming.dev

The orphans are still getting crushed afterwards, this just allows their lives to have meaning

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If they can find a way to offload the excess energy to my house, I’ll never pay for electricity again!

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It's finally time to introduce my CathartoMAX video player that only shows Coco, Moonlight, the beginning of Up, the Leaves From A Vine scene from ATLA, and other things that will make the user cry.

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Now the bro-dozer crowd can drive a truck that is literally powered by the tears of "liberals" and reduce emissions at the same time. It's a win-win.

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How much power does it provide? This doesn't sound like a high-energy reaction.

Second question, if it's actually enough to be useful, which I doubt: How long does it last?

This reads like a nothingburger right now. Science journalists have a way of taking academically-interesting projects and omitting all the catches so they seem commercially relevant.

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in the future: you'll see people crying in public and you'll assume that they're just recharging their batteries. lol

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Watching a football game from the worst seat: "Make me cry, make me cry!"

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i'll be able to charge my phone while rotmaxxing and doomscrolling. nice

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