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lemm.ee

My mind put a r in there

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lemm.ee

Might I remind you that "shit" can be used with the spell command.

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lesnout27reply

By any chance, was your Daddy a Femcow and your mama was a boy?

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I know for a fact that I will probably get my ass handed to me by the US Government for what I may do with magic powers in real life.

Luckily I don't live in fantasy land in my head I live in reality. Despite being a digimon.

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Cast the constipation spell instead

shit in pants is temporary, bloating and persistent abdominal discomfort 24/7 can drive a person insane

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Testicular torsion quickly becomes boring when you figure out that you can just teleport away the air out of their lungs, turning the lungs to mush

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F that, full supervillain here, but only against bad people. Like Republicans.

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I summon shid in your pant | Spyke