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lemmy.world

Oooohhhh double encrypted, just one more easy exploit and we'll get double secret encryption!

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lemmy.world

You're out! Finished, expelled! I want you off this SSD at 9 o'clock Monday morning!

5

You're right. We gotta do something.

Absolutely.

You know what we gotta do?

Toga party.

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lemmy.world

So that just means anyone BUT Microsoft will have a harder time trying to find out what you're doing.

Are they missing the fucking point?

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Depends how they implemented the encryption. But you’re probably right

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Double-dog super mega no tag-backs cross my heart and hope to die Triple Lindy Dangerfield encrypted

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Too late. Still not enough to keep me from going back to Linux. Especially now that I'm all excited to try NixOS with Hyprland. This was your last mistake, Microsoft. 🫤

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You can't triple stamp a double stamp! You can't triple stamp a double stamp!

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GluWureply

Triple encrypted, always eraseis, touch blue makes it true. *LALALALA*

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Recall has been....recalled? M$ needs to remove this crap totally - security incident waiting to happen 👿

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Whoa, whoa, whoa... The Linux fans ASSURED me this would be both a feature you can't turn off, and a feature they bury the toggle for deep under layers of frustration.

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I'll bet you a dollar that becomes the case within a year or two, after the attention dies down.

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Microsoft’s Recall feature will now be opt-in and double encrypted after privacy outcry | Spyke