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Help wanted: Girlfriend said she was feeling Khorne-y

So I of course screamed BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD and SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE like any reasonable human being. Then maimed some people with a knife, drank their blood etc.

She won't talk to me now and I don't understand why. Do you guys think the knife was to small?

Any help very much appreciated.

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Obviously. You should have used a STIHL brand chainsaw instead. Most hardware stores sell one.

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