Spyke
kbin.social

This haze has been destroying my sinuses. Last night I had to sleep with my mouth wide open. Definitely swallowed a spider or too.

And maybe even a dick.

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Zanareply
startrek.website

Hate it when I accidently swallow a spider or dick while sleeping. It has happened way too many times.

14

"Dude! What were you doing last night bro? Your breath smells like spider dick!"

7

The spider thing is actually a myth, spiders don't just crawl down your mouth while you sleep. On the other hand, the dick thing is definitely true.

3

For two particular days, the sun never even set, it just.. disappeared before it got to the horizon

It confused me the first time, since I didn’t pay attention to the sun that time

7

I wonder if an image like this, perhaps a sign of hope in the smoky sky after a nighttime battle, was the inspiration for the flag of Japan.

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lemm.ee

Now I wait for someone that will tell us to not stare at it or you will damage your eyes.

3

No the best way is to use and eye dropper w/ bleach. It will lighten them up considerably!

/s don't try this kids!

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sh.itjust.works

Reminds me of the Camp fire in CA a few years ago. I was down wind at the time (thankfully safe). That was one of the things that had opened my eyes to just how badly humans have fucked over the planet.

3

Are you talking about 2018? I was in the Bay area for Thanksgiving and it was so eerie.

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