Spyke

A 1000 ways to suck, a practical guide for how not to live your life.

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"Big Dreams, Little Outcomes"

Or

"Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity" WARNING: Contents not as exciting as the title.

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Friend and i were just talking about writing a series of autobiographical stories called "Wait...what?"

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Ever Upward to the Middle.

I know for absolutely fucking sure I won't be at the proverbial "top" of society. But since I moved out of my parents house, I've slowly been making my way into a solid middle class, fairly comfortable position. I'm a dad, a husband, a typical working class American and I'm pretty satisfied right now.

So we'll see, I'll keep moving up, but I'm not going to break the middle of anything.

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Not Difficult: the harrowing tale of a man who should not have existed, didn't know how, failed professionally, socially, and academically, and still managed to put the fucking shopping carts back when he was done

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CHAOS

A story of absolute and unadulterated chaos

And the reviews would look like this

"Everything happening all at once..." - Rolling stone

"What the fuck is the main story here?" - Like Magazine

"What did I just watch?" - some random movie patron

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lemmy.world

So you are an anti-semetic narcissist with daddy issues that is in love with a hooker and your 12 bros all fondly remember the time a few Italian soldiers nailed you on a mountain, got it.

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You reached the end

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